Frenchmen – Watch out Girls!
Funniest story today! Went to Forum Les Halles for the third day in a row to pick up these photos which have been three days overdue….dont get me started I expressed to the man yesterday that je suis decue etc etc (very disappointed) …slackers. Anyway I had these photos of Maxime and Ines (young children of our friends Hugh and Thea) and a few more and anyway I was so hot and flustered and was then told that I had to wait on another level to pay for them and the queue was a mile long and took me half an hour for four euros worth of photos! Anyway I was all pissed off so I thought Oh man I deserve a three euro fifty iced tea to buy and sit by Fontaine des Innocents which is just down the road. So bought this hideously expensive iced tea right and sit in the gorgeous sunshine watching the world go by then… Enter: Freaky Rapist Number Two (already had another one last week!!). I kid you not…what is with these Frenchmen?! Oh Mademoiselle you are sooo beautiful where do you come from etc etc, are you married he then asked me? And I said no but my partner’s (if only!) coming to live with me next month and he was like oh yeah that’s cool..; what’s your phone number….(as if the imaginary partner thing didn’t give him the hint!!) So I pretended not to hear and then I had this GENIUS idea, I pulled out my newly developed overdue photos and said “oh these are my children”!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Now THAT scared him away! Genius! So genius.
